New profile posts

Oml why did we get the glow squid instead of the moobloom! T-T I want my flower cow.
Schuttle Schuttle
My one true hero
Reviving Luxwander
To hundreds from zero
I sing my dear praises
But I must confess
There's a certain issue
Causing me duress
My name on the forums:
"The Unholy Blade"
is an awful old name
I long ago made
So I fall to my knees
And beg like a tool
Please change my name
to ForeverFool
How does one do a “profile post?”